Perverted Tales of the Teen Titans
Man, the Teen Titans creep me out. Like, every other page I come across a panel that makes me feel like a dirty voyeur. I don’t need to know this much about the Titans and their kinky sexual escapades.
Cyborg builds a hologram projector, and this is the first thing he thinks of to do with it:
Then Dick adds to the mood:
Cyborg is just hanging in the back, waiting for the magic to start happening. Dick is not denying, or confirming, Donna’s statement.
Changeling’s sexual deviancies are even more disturbing:
Wow.
Titans Tower sees more action than the Playboy Mansion.
So was “They hit the showers.” supposed to tell us they played for something other than money?
I think it tells us that they play some sort of sex game in the shower…for money.
Sure, shower tennis – who hasn’t played a relaxing couple of rounds with their best friends.
And afterwards, oil massages!
Since it’s Terry Long, I’m sure he suggested they play shirts and skins. And then hit the hot tub.
On closer inspection, it seems to be Terry, not Donna, who is making that comment about Greece being different if you visit with your wife rather than Batman. But who can tell with those crazy speech bubbles?
Has there ever been a time in our history when Terry Long’s hair would have been attractive?
Oh yeah. Add him to the list of people that know Bruce Wayne=Batman. Wonderful.
Oh man! You’re right! Terry would know Batman’s identity! Christ!
And you are right that his hair is terrible. Really terrible. It actually bothers me how unattractive that man is. As if Donna Troy would touch that.
Yeah, Donna could totally do better than Terry. And what was he, like, 40? That always bugged me.
your pal,
mike drake
Gah! Not the horror that is Terry Long! He has to have been the creepiest guy in comics, bar none. I lost whatever respect I had for Donna when she not only married him, but bore his spawn.
*shudder*
And asking someone to reenact their honeymoon is just…slightly indelicate.
Coincidentally, “educational tool” is the perfect phrase to describe YOU, Terry!
God I hate you, Terry Long.
I went looking for some Terry Long Wikipedia trivia, because I’ve read lots of blogs about how creepy he is and I want to see more. It turns out he’s a Canadian white supremacist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Long_%28white_supremacist%29
It really should have been Terry Long running Checkmate. It would be just like the Max Lord reveal, only nobody would have been mad at Wonder Woman.