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Lois Lane is Missing a Tooth, OR, Rappin’ About Reboots With Uncle Johnathan

| August 4, 2011

The other day, I was reading some Silver Age comics (natch) and I came across this plot point in Lois Lane No.50, from July 1964.   At first I was going to merely point this out and mention that from my experience with people of the generation that Lois would have been sliding through at [...]

The Seamier Side of Smallville

| January 25, 2011

Welcome back to Smallville, Ladies and Gents. As per usual we find our hero Superboy utilizing the full range of his extraordinary powers to help teach one of his peers an important life lesson. This time, the lesson is about safety!    Yes, safety! The kind of thing that you can only truly comprehend once [...]

The Unfunnies: Shorty in the Rain

| September 4, 2010

I’m sitting here waiting for Hurricane Earl to finish crawling up the coast of Nova Scotia to trounce us – okay, I’m sitting here reading old Superman comics, but I’m aware that the storm hasn’t started yet and I’ll know when it gets here, and that’s almost like waiting – and so I thought I’d [...]

The Unfunnies: Peg Hits the Beach

| July 31, 2010

Peg is one of those DC characters who lurked in the interstices for years, starring in a half- or one-page gag every couple of issues. She’s a typical blonde teen girl who occupies a world in which all of the females under a certain age have either one giant tooth or a portal to a [...]

Hip-happy Heroes Part 6: The Futuristic Finale!

| February 27, 2010

Hip-Happy Heroes comes to its inevitable conclusion with the tale of the proudest fatty of all: the indomitable Bouncing Boy! Bouncing Boy, aka Chuck Taine, is a special case, as he didn’t just become fat, he started out fat and got fatter. In fact, Chuck was one of maybe ten fat guys left in the [...]

Hip-Happy Heroes Part 4

| February 25, 2010

Hip-Happy Hero: Superman   Ah, Big Fat Superman. I had never read the story in which he appears before looking it up for this series of writings, but I was somehow positive that he existed, somewhere, in some extremely chubby form. Big Fat Superman is my new symbol for everything that is right about comics. [...]

Lazy Picture Quiz Saturday

| January 30, 2010

I spent an hour or so chipping ice off of a sidewalk yesterday, and as a consequence my fingers aren’t working quite as well as they usually do. Also, the rest of my arms. Here, instead, is my one-panel picture quiz, featuring Superboy’s robot pal Percy from Superboy No 9: As for the quiz part: just [...]

Open Up For the Dog Extermination Squad!

| June 28, 2009

Well, it’s Sunday morning. Once more I have proved myself very bad at preparing something in advance of a busy day. Ah well. We’re dipping into the Sack of Silver Age Strangeness today and hauling out Superboy No. 126, because I know that you all want to learn about Krypto the Super-dog’s family tree and because [...]

Thinking Hypothetically: The Silver Age Doom Patrol

| May 16, 2009

It’s a lazy Saturday here at the John pad, so I’m going to engage in some thought-exercise. Specifically, I’m going to try to figure out just what kind of chance the members of the 1960s version of the Doom Patrol would have had if they’d applied for membership in the Legion of Super-Heroes. I’ve changed [...]

Super-Human Detritus of the Thirtieth Century: Review of the Molecular Master, By Johnathan

| February 8, 2009

Ha ha! I have returned, overcoming a month’s worth of illness, romance and computer failure to bring you the tale of a plucky little guy by the name of Molecular Master! Here, look at him sitting around in Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes No. 201: Such a good-looking era in Legion art – check [...]