John Buys Many Comics But Only Has Eyes For One

Posted By Johnathan on September 2, 2010

This was a very good week for me, comics-wise. New Tick, new King City, new Astro CityStumptown, Secret Six and I, Zombie, Strange Science Fantasy and Gorilla-Man. Any one of these is enough to make me happy and a week that includes all of them makes me feel like I might have done an especially excellent good deed while I wasn’t looking and this is my reward. I’d better find an old lady to conspicuously help across the street, just in case.

Despite this bounty of riches, though, the thing that [really] got me going yesterday was the fact that The Amazing Screw-On Head and Other Curious Objects was there, just waiting for me to shell out some dough and take it home.

If you’ve never read Mike Mignola because you weren’t that into horror comics, or because you’re daunted by the volume of material in the Hellboy library, or for no good reason at all, you should check this out. First of all, while it’s not exactly light and fluffy, it’s lighter and fluffier than Mignola’s other books, and it’s damn funny as well. It’s his atmospheric, portentious horror done as an absurdist farce (and I guess that’s the reason to read it if you do already read Hellboy), complete with zombie Prussians, Victorian pseudoscience and TNT-powered rocket transports.

Secondly, this is it. There are no other Screw-On Head stories, and tragic as that may be it makes it very easy to catch up. And fourthly, the “other curiosities” of the title are similarly absurd and irreverent and include both a new tale featuring Emperor Zombie’s unfortunate companion Dr Snap and "The Magician and the Snake", a comic co-written by Mignola’s then-7-year old daughter Katie. 

I’ve been carting my floppy version of the Screw-On Head comic around for years. It’s been from one end of this country to the other with me. It may be the first thing that Dave ever convinced me to buy. And the reason that I have never left it behind or shoved it up in my parents’ attic or failed to retrieve it from a friend’s grubby mitts is because it is delightful. I own a lot of comics and I love a lot of those comics but for sheer every-damn-time joy it’s basically The Amazing Screw-On Head and Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen No. 72. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and read it again.

Oh dear Gord it is hot.

Posted By Johnathan on September 2, 2010

I was going to post a humourous picture to illustrate exactly how hot, but I cannot bring myself to use this furnace-machine for that long. Please picture, say, the Human Flame shooting fire at someone, or Plastic Man melting, or Superman saying that it is hot. Thank you.

 

Toronto Fan Expo With Owen and Isaac!

Posted By Johnathan on August 30, 2010

Yes, the Toronto Fan Expo was this past weekend and no, Those Who Live Between Wednesdays could not attend. Why the others could not do so I’m not at liberty to say (hint: you don’t think that nuclear missiles just spontaneously defuse themselves mid-flight, do you?) but as for me it has something to do with being dead broke, plus in the wrong part of Canada.

But do not despair! I have received word that Owen Craig and Isaac Mills of Mondo Magazine did get to go, and what’s more, they’ve written up a multi-part account of their good times for all of us to check out. 

First, Owen checks out the DC Nation panel and meets some creators.

Isaac takes in a showing of Batman ‘66, complete with Adam West Q&A.

Owen comes back with Stan Lee, the Delorean and, most excitingly, hot yo-yo action

Then Isaac speaks of the same day from his unique viewpoint, which involves fewer Deloreans and more Archie panels. The yo-yo action does remain though, never fear.

And then: Sunday. After two hectic days, our heroes take it a bit easier.

Owen catches some tips on breaking into comics from Dan Didio and some Scrooge McDuck collections from Boom Studios.

Meanwhile, Isaac takes in some artists’ panels.

And that’s that. As I mentioned, I spend a lot of my time sans money - and maybe the room full of comic paraphernalia has something to do with that, I don’t know. What am I, a rocket mathonaut? - so I’ve never actually had the opportunity to go to a con. Or an expo. I will someday, though, and I’m glad that there are folks out there reporting the experience for guy like me with comical moths flying out of their wallets. Thanks, Owen and Isaac, because now I have a better idea of what I will find, and I will be prepared.

Particularly for Dan Didio, because as far as I can tell, that guy is everywhere.

Archie Sunday: Matter Over Mind

Posted By Johnathan on August 29, 2010

Get Reggie to tell you what he likes: he will not lie, though other Riverdale teens may deny. When a girl walks by with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in his face, he gets sprung - to the extent that he completely ignores his date and eats her ice cream by mistake. 

Also, none of the songs that he writes are any good.

The Unfunnies: Buddy

Posted By Johnathan on August 28, 2010

If last week’s comic was a bit too funny to deserve its place here then this little number - from Superman No. 19 - may just swing too far in the other direction. Sorry about that, unless you think the idea of little children punching one another in the eye is hilarious, of course.

Hee hee… WHAMMO!