Fun with Romance Comics: Fun with Dave Madden!
If you’re confused about why girls lust over Robert Pattison, try and wrap your mind around who they crushed on 30 years ago.
Free poster of Dave Madden? Best known for his role as Reuben Kincaid, the harried agent for The Partridge Family, according to Wikipedia? No way!
Huh. Well, there it is. I don’t know if I see the appeal. He was sort of a father figure, right? A dark, looming protector?
So, maybe Robert Pattison is the modern Dave Madden.
“Sincerely a picture of me drawn without my knowledge or consent,
Dave Madden”
Looks like Tony was quite a catch, too. Probably had a pretty huge brain-globe under that cheap wig.
Or possibly he was hydrocephalic.
Kids today just can’t appreciate the smoldering intensity of TV’s Dave Madden.
Dave.
Were you named after Dave Madden?
Dave Madden, whatever.
Today’s kids are all about JOHN Madden.
“Dave Madden, whatever.
Today’s kids are all about JOHN Madden.”
Kids are into an old man? What is this, a NAMBLA convention? :P
I love that the woman on the cover of that comic is mostly bummed because she wasted all that money and planning time.
I would like to make it very clear that this is not a NAMBLA convention.