Rating The Super Hunks #17: Connor Hawke
/Oliver Queen has been kidnapped, and now Black Canary has teamed up with the young, sexy Connor Hawke to find him. For my money, Dinah has traded up. Ollie scored a respectable 29 on the Hunk-o-metre. Let's see how his son does.
Connor Hawke, aka Green Arrow II
Costume/Appearance:
Connor's costume is nice Really nice. The forest green and the dark brown really looks nice together. His costume also kinda of makes him look like a Ninja Turtle.
Unlike his father's sleeveless, overly-macho Arrow get-up, Connor covers himself up, but comes off looking like the hunkier arrow.
Little details like long tails on his domino mask reflect his half-Asian heritage.
One big gold cuff on his bow-holding arm, and big gold bands around his legs really make the outfit look cool, without being too flashy. The brown hood looks great.
As far as appearance goes, Connor changes depending on who's drawing him. He's supposed to have at least partially-Asian, partially African features from his mother, and blonde hair from his father. When drawn and coloured correctly, he has a dark complexion which offsets the blonde hair. It's hot.
But even when he looks like an Aryan poster child, he's looking pretty good. And I appreciate his clean-cut, clean-shaven look.
The guy is foxy. And a good dresser. You can't fault him in this category at all.
10/10
Personality:
One thing Connor is not is a jerk. This is the nicest guy in the world. Too nice, really. He's...gentle.
He likes books and meditation and vegan food. He doesn't drink or party or have any vices.
He won't get drunk with you, but he will make you a big pancake breakfast the morning after.
Since Mia brought it up, let's talk about that. Connor has little-to-no experience with women. He was raised in a remote monastery, devoid of any women whatsoever. More than that, he seems to have very little interest in women. It has people asking questions.
So of course the gentle, tidy, super hot athletic guy who doesn't seem to be interested in girls has people thinking that maybe he just might be gay.
No, Connor. It's because you're too good to be true. Even Roy thinks so:
Hmmm...maybe it isn't Connor's sexuality we should be focusing on.
So Connor has a lot going for him, personality-wise. But the inability to cut loose and have a good time would get on my nerves.
8/10
Day-Job:
Connor is a Buddhist monk. Not really sexy, except for the naughtiness factor. Which is high.
8/10
Sexiness of Powers:
As with all members of the Arrow family, Connor has no super powers. But he does kick ass with a bow.
He doesn't need trick arrows, he just rocks the old-school bow and arrows. He's also a great fighter. I'll always give high marks to someone who kicks ass without powers.
9/10
Cons:
Religion + Veganism = someone I probably won't be able to talk to for very long.
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Final Score: 34/40
Eat it, Ollie! Eat it hard! Your son is hotter than you! I don't care if they never find your kidnapped ass!
Call me, Connor!