It seems that my friend Catwoman and I have something in common:

I recently learned that I have a shocking medical condition. It's almost too crazy to be believed, but the doctor says that a tiny human being is growing inside of me. Of course my immediate reaction is "But that's impossible! Who's responsible for this mad science? Dr Doom?!"

But the doctor explained that this is in fact a very normal condition in women my age. Apparently all humans are created this way. I'll have to look into that later, but for now I have to make some big decisions, like how soon is too soon to send your child away to a mythical kingdom to learn kung-fu, or whether or not Winter Soldier can be a girl's name.

So, I'm going to be a mom. Sorry in advance, kid. I hope you like Batman (because if you don't...)