A Few Quick Reviews Of My Weekend, By Johnathan

My cousin's wedding: JOHN APPROVED

Hanging out on the old homestead for a day or so: JOHN APPROVED

Rediscovering how many mosquitoes there were in Hants County: NOT APPROVED

Hanging out with my niece: JOHN APPROVED

Having my niece, who is fascinated by me very short hair, call me 'Uncle Softhead': JOHN APPROVED

Having her call me 'Uncle Baldy': NOT APPROVED

Review of Recession, By Johnathan

So my hair's starting to both creep backward and to thin out a bit. In an effort not to be some loser with long, thinning hair I've shaved it down to 1/4 inch. I'm told that it doesn't look bad, which is fine, but the really good thing about this new hairstyle is the fact that if you rub my head it feels like you're petting a cat.

JOHN APPROVED